My Daddy always said I was born with a bad nature. Mama said I had a mean streak. If I do, well, tomatoes come from the same pack of seeds.
They always did like to pretend they were fancy people. They sure did love the big house with all its fancy velvet furniture and gold plated bathroom fixtures. I never did understand why you needed a gold-plated handle on your crapper, but nobody ever asked my opinion.
After Russell was born everyone sort of forgot about me, like I was some kind of mongrel dog you could keep in a broke down kennel. They sent me to school, but I wasn’t much for studies. I remember my fourth grade teacher Mrs. Pinkwater telling Mama how she ought to consider special school for me.
Dummy school was what she meant. Sure enough, the next year the next year they packed me off in a special green bus to a school with all the “special” kids. Special my ass. They were slow as snails. Some of them smelled like snails too. I got kicked out after a year for trying to burn the place down.
After that Mama tried tutors for a while, then she just gave up. She had Russell. He was her sweet boy, her golden haired angel. It killed her when Russell drowned in the lake. He was five. How was I supposed to know he couldn’t swim? Poor Mama just couldn’t stand losing Russell; she swallowed a whole mess of pills one afternoon and never woke up.
Daddy blamed me, of course, but I wasn’t even in the house. I don’t know how she got hold of those horse tranquilizers. I guess she really wanted to escape.
Of course afterward Daddy and I had some real good rows. His face used to get so red! He used to chase me out into the field. Who knew he had a bad heart? The day he dropped dead in the potato patch, it came as a real surprise to me.
Of course then Uncle Ford and Aunt Latice and cousin Myra came to live with me until I was of age. I didn’t like that much. Aunt Latice always pretended to be so sugary sweet, but I could tell she was plotting. She would walk around the house with her tape measure and say, “Don’t you think we should spruce things up a bit?”
I didn’t like that idea. Not one bit.
She and Uncle Ford were always meeting with her brother who she insisted I call Uncle Clay. He was some kind of lawyer, and I’d hear them in the green parlor. The formal parlor where all the fancy green velvet couches were covered with crocheted doilies on the arms and portraits of all the family stared down at you. Even Mama and Papa.
One Sunday I heard them in there, the four of them, and I sneaked down the stairs. When I heard Myra laugh and say my name, I felt the anger boil up. This was my house. She could go to hell.
I went to the hall closet. It was time.
I sneaked back to the parlor, threw open the door and blew them all away with my Grandpa’s 12 Gauge. Then I dragged the bodies to Uncle Clay’s car and drove them to the quarry.
It took a while to clean up the blood, but I managed. Now the house looks all spic and span, as Mama used to say.
The police came by a few weeks later, and I said Uncle Ford took Aunt Latice and Myra on a trip with Uncle Clay. They looked around a bit, but didn’t find a thing out of place. I may have gone to dummy school, but I’m not stupid. Then a woman from Child Services came. She said they shouldn’t have left me on my own. I said I’d be eighteen in two weeks, so I’d didn’t really care. She said she’d check with her superiors.
After she left, I took Uncle Ford’s pistol from his dresser. I clicked off the safety, swearing that if she showed her face here again, my house would be the last one she ever entered.